Hello, Mister President, why are you so sad?
Did Nancy take your phone away because you've been so bad?
I know how to cheer you up in just the perfect manner:
Send the marshals to the House and throw her in the slammer.
Nancy armed herself with facts to make you look the fool.
Traitor is her middle name; how could she be so cruel?
Early Trumpian mythos: girls' jumping rope rhyme circa 2029. With apologies to Katie Cruel.
For Sophia Gretchen Schweinfurth, born on the day Nancy Pelosi impeached Donald Trump.
By Jim Billiter, December 2019