Donald Trump died today.
Died today, gone to hell.
Gone to hell to pay the price,
The price of his offenses.
Donald cheated all he could,
Conned his way through life.
Lied and lied and lied some more,
All to his own gain.
Donald shook the Devil's hand,
Said I'm early here.
Melania said I lied to her,
Lied about some women.
Then she shot me through the heart
With her shorty forty-five.
Shot me seven times, all to great applause,
On 5th Avenue.
The Devil said to Donald,
I've just the job for you.
The only skill you need to have
Is lying through your teeth.
You will be my P.R. flack
And reinvent my brand.
Lie and lie and lie some more
And bring me new recruits.
Donald's place is somewhat warm
But he is happy there.
And we do wish him all the best
In liars' paradise.